Apple responds to latest government minaturization efforts

Reports today in Washington Post and relayed by the Santa Fe New Mexican online paper have the government using "Robobugs" as spies.

This brought a non response from Steve Jobs who has apparently managed to escape his incarceration in  a virtual Windows world.

An Apple robotic spokesperson responded to the news of the Robobugs by saying that while Apple does not comment on future products, there is a special event being scheduled for next week.  Some government folks are expected to attend. 

Could this hearld an Apple push into the government market with a product designed specifically for the feds?  That in itself would be a huge change in focus.

The latest rumor has it that Apple will be announcing wireless Fruit Flies which a touch interface based on OS X.  Speculation is that a new Apple-only Intel chip will be used.

Steve has reportedly been heard mumbling something about showing those DARPA folks a thing or two about minaturization.

While none of this can be confirmed,  Fruit Flies do have such a short life that they could easily fit into Apple's iPod line.

With Apple taking "Computer" out of their name, the product "Apple Fruit Flies" also has a nice ring to it.

From my base on the North Carolina coast, I can only speculate on the impact that this will have on Apple's earnings.

I am hoping that Fake Steve might weigh in on how it would be possible for Apple to genetically engineer a Fruit Fly that meets Apple design standards.

If anyone can clear up a mystery it is Fake Steve.

He is obviously much closer to what is really happening than the real Steve.

If any company can make a Fruit Fly look nice and get people to pay lots of money for it, it is Apple.

Speaking of what is really happening in a computer generated sense, you can help to virtually tear down Guantanamo Bay one pixel at a time.

I plan to continue my war again tomato horn worms even if they are agents of Homeland Security.

I fully expect to be in line for the first Apple Fruit Flies.  My plan is to program them to tell people to start buying real estate again.

We have some wonderful coastal property for sale and all the media can talk about is the death of the real estate market.  It reminds me of the years that they could only talk about the death of Apple.

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[Andrew]

Time flies like an arrow; Fruit flies like an Apple?